Gruul Dirtbag

oneechangoddess:

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

(via bace-jeleren)

date-a-jew-suggestions:

prismatic-bell:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

Very good very important addition

(via transredranger)

katayokunotenshi:

Zack Gibson vs Tommaso Ciampa in an “absolutely everyone in this building hates my guts” match  where they both just stand in the ring getting booed and the first one to have a person physically hop the barricade and punch them wins

(via crookedmoonsaultpunk)

did… did velveteen just rip his shirt off like hulk hogan to reveal an aleister black shirt?

fucking legend

NOAM

FOXING

DAR

AAAND NEEEEW

kazzyokada:

novadragon:

sungawddess:

dilemmas:

grittykitty23:

chicks:

queenstravelingdarling:

un-defined-chaos:

africanaquarian:

ororium-z:

ororium-z:

Let’s play a guessing game.

Picture a woman in pop culture.
- Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike.
- Has a very recognizable voice.
- Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is.
- Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her.
- Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her).
- T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

oh my god

I thought of the incredibles lol

BOB DID NOT CHEAT

Is this post seriously saying that hugging someone of the opposite sex out of gratitude is cheating?? He was SO HAPPY to see his wife and that she was alive.

He was suspected of cheating which is what the OP says.

Y’all know people don’t read on this site

Y’all know people don’t read on this site

Bob was suspected of cheating. Jigga ACTUALLY cheated.